2) White Americans-- Michael Jackson (cutthroat white man tactics taking a member of another race. we'll see how this shakes up the rest of the draft)
3) Middle Easterners-- Osama Bin Laden
4) Jews-- Adam Sandler
5) Asians-- Tiger Woods
6) Indians-- Gandhi
7) Native Americans-- Sitting Bull
8) Lefties-- Albert Einstein
Round Two
9) African-Americans-- George Washington
10) White Americans-- Sir Isaac Newton
11) Middle Easterners-- Leonardo Da Vinci
12) Jews-- Moses
13) Asians-- Yao Ming (unlucky pick #13)
14) Indians-- Cleopatra
15) Native Americans-- Pocahontas
16) Lefties-- Ben Franklin (all about the Benjamins baby)
Round Three
17) African-Americans-- Michael Jordan
18) White Americans-- Lebron James
19) Middle Easterners-- Derrick Rose
20) Jews-- Kobe Bryant
21) Asians-- Walt Disney
22) Indians-- Malcolm X
23) Native Americans-- John Smith
24) Lefties-- Nikola Tesla
Round Four
25) African-Americans-- Muhammad Ali
26) White Americans-- Bill Clinton
27) Middle Easterners-- Barack Obama
28) Jews-- Abraham Lincoln
29) Asians-- Mao Zedong
30) Indians-- Bill Gates
31) Native Americans-- Carlos "Boo"oozer
32) Lefties-- Michelangelo
Round Five
33) African-Americans-- Marilyn Monroe
34) White Americans-- Eminem
35) Middle Easterners-- Adolf Hitler
36) Jews-- Mary Magdalene
37) Asians-- Kim Jong Il
38) Indians-- Nelson Mandela
39) Native Americans-- Wiz Khalifa
40) Lefties-- Phil Mickelson
Round Six
41) African-Americans-- Fidel Castro
42) White Americans-- JFK
43) Middle Easterners-- Ramses II
44) Jews-- Forrest Gump
45) Asians-- Napoleon
46) Indians-- Megan Fox
47) Native Americans-- Tecumseh
48) Lefties-- Adriana Lima
Round Seven
49) African-Americans-- Halle Berry
50) White Americans-- Mother Teresa
51) Middle Easterners-- Benjamin Bufford Blue "Bubba"
52) Jews-- Bubba Watson
53) Asians-- Bubba Starling
54) Indians-- Todd Mcshay
55) Native Americans-- Freddy Adu
56) Lefties-- Chris O'Rorke
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