QB Update

1) Marcus Mariota
2) Teddy Bridgewater
3) Blake Bortles
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4) Aaron Murray** -- I really like Aaron Murray a lot. He's been the best QB of the SEC this year in my eyes. ACL injury and we'll see if he can come back from it. I say he will

5) Zach Mettenberger -- When I look at Zach Mettenberger I just see a darsh with not nearly as strong an arm as Flacco. He's a one year wonder and lost out to Aaron Murray Freshman year, transferred to a small school, and then to LSU. He hasn't done much against the better teams but he is a good vertical threat and is pretty accurate.

6) AJ McCarron -- AJ McCarron is moving up the boards because of his ability to not turn the ball over and make the right amount of plays to win the game.

7) Tajh Boyd -- He's no Russell Wilson. People forget how special Russell was and how athletic he truly was. I like Boyd but the Florida Stat game was not a good fun for him and those are the kind of guys he will be playing at the next level

8) Johnny Manziel -- Two bad games vs LSU in a row for Manziel. You won't be playing anyone from Rice University so basically good games versus lesser competition is thrown out and can really only hurt your stock with a subpar or bad performance. Can he not play in the cold?

9) Brett Hundley -- Brett Hundley is just a check down guy. He has slightly above-average athletic ability and is pretty good at extending the play. Could be a good west coast guy. I don't think he is a good fit in the spread system he runs at UCLA

10) Derek Carr -- Inflated stats and even his YPA is so low for the kind of offense he is in

Freek A Leek

Carissa Rosario is a Freek A Leek for sure. I imagine she would take it from any position and be damn good at it. Tell me what you want, do you want it missionary with your feet cramed into the head board? Do you want it from the back with your face in the pillow so you can yell as loud as you want? I can give you anything you can handle. Freek A Leek

Pick of the day: Jacksonville Jaguars @ Houston Texans ……… Jaguars (+10)

Confidence: 9.5/10

Record: 6-11

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Red headed minx is like an oxymoron. You might find a cute girl from time to time that is visually appealing as a red head, but usually the gingers need to just stay out of the sun and not hurt themselves. This is Jaime Edmondson and she is a bombshell. A red headed bombshell. What I'd say to Jaime is I need a girl I can freak with, and wanna try shit, and ain't scared of a big dick. And love to get her pussy licked, by me, cuz I feast on that feast

Pick of the day: San Diego Chargers @ Kansas City Chiefs …….. Chiefs (-4.5)

Confidence: 10/10

Record: 6-11

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This girl here is Lady Macbeth because I think she could manipulate me to do anything. Normally, I would be against being saddled, but I can make some exceptions. This is Beth Humphreys and she is a 19 year old British model. I can't get over that face and pout lips. I imagine she wouldn't mind being saddled from time to time. She is completely awesome in every way and Kate Upton…. step off bitch

Pick of the day: Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cleveland Browns ………. Steelers (+1)

Confidence: 10/10

Record: 6-11

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This girl is the definition of a good girl. Her smile lights up the room but she's got some quality assets to boot. I guess you could say I'm a face, tits, ass man. This is Shelby Chesnes and she is in Playboy. They're real and they're spectacular. She may appear to be a good girl but I'm sure after a taste of some dicken cider she'll be begging for some more.

Pick of the day: Chicago Bears @ St. Louis Rams ……………. Rams (-1)

Confidence: 9/10

Record: 6-11

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What can you say about Marisa Miller that hasn't been said already? Vivid vixen vexing vast voluptuous, vivacious, vibrant, virtues vying verified vacuous vagary. Basically, she is so beautiful that you are at a loss for words. I am speechless, I am without speech. It could work on a girl. You'll sound smart. And when you tell her what you just said she'll be like awwww. Could easily backfire so I suggest only using it if you are a smooth, suave individual like myself

Pick of the day: Tennessee Titans @ Oakland Raiders …………….. Titans (-1.5)

Confidence: 10/10

Record: 6-11

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Irina, Irina, Irina. Oh how I love thee Irina. Irina Shayk is a total babe. I find girls in that Russia to Egypt region to be so sexy. Stay tuned. She's got that perfect skin tone and normally I think Russian girls are so overrated, but she's flawless. The best part of Irina is definitely her perfect face and DSL's. When it comes to Irina the only thing I can think of is we're not worthy, we're not worthy

Pick of the day: Indianapolis Colts @ Arizona Cardinals ………….. Colts (+3)

Confidence: 10/10

Record: 6-11

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Miranda Kerr is the definition of an angel. Sad to see her leave Victoria Secret and the Victoria Secret Fashion Show just won't be the same without her. She's perfect in every sense of the word. I love her smile and dimples. They get me every time. Miranda is the girl you want to breed with. Not only is she so beautiful, but I would love waking up to her smiling face every day. And she is so motherly. When the baby is asleep I know Miranda is going to get freaky.

Pick of the day: Dallas Cowboys @ New York Giants ………. Giants (-2.5)

Confidence: 10/10

Record: 6-11

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They call this girl France's version of Kim Kardashian, but I just don't see it. She's not from the Russia to Egypt region, so I don't know where they got that from. Her name is Nabilla Benattia. The only way I see the Kim Kardashian comparison is if we're talking about her personality. She looks like the kind of girl that sits on a couch with 30 pillows, chewing gum, and contemplating something "unfair". Every time we see that we guzzle straight vodka. New drinking game.

Pick of the day: Denver Broncos @ New England Patriots ………. Broncos (-2.5)

Confidence: 9/10

Record: 6-11

Vamos! Forca Brasil

Going to travel the world to Brazil to stop at the breeding ground of fine women. Three angels for you today. I really want to go to Fifa World Cup '14 in Brazil for a week this summer to just scope out the scene. Gonna be straight ridiculous. First off let's start with Lisalla Montenegro. She is a firecracker. Just like bang! She has a killer body and some tantalizing lips to boot. Probably going to be a two-time wife as she's engaged to CJ Wilson of the LA Angels and if you're an angel that's not really shooting for the stars. It's like in three years when he's 36 and probably done pitching and she's still in her prime at 28 will she still be hanging around. Don't see it happening. Don't worry babe you'll always do well for yourself and I won't judge

Pick of the day: New York Knicks @Detroit Pistons ……….. Knicks (+3.5)

Confidence: 9.5/10

Record: 5-9

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Next up is another Brazilian in Emanuela de Paula and as you'll soon catch on the theme of the day is Brasil. Really digging the skin tone. I guess that's what you look like when you get to sit in the sun all day, lay by the pool, drink vodka martinis shaken not stirred, and have the occasional giggles with your girlfriends. She's an up and coming star with Victoria Secret and she is another young superstar at 24 years old. She is the perfect height at 5'9" and has some awesome legs. I wouldn't mind getting those awesome legs wrapped around my body banging her standing up. Very underrated position

Pick of the day: Chicago Blackhawks @ Colorado Avalanche... Avalanche (+1.5)

Confidence: 9.5/10

Record: 5-9

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Saving the best for last with Lais de Leon. I don't really care what ethnicity she is because she is dynamite. I look at her and all I see is the Energizer Bunny, she keeps going and going and going. I bet this girl could do a back to back marathon sesh and be like yeah I'm going to go sculpt my finely sculpted ass right now. Only after that would she be like I think I want some treats. The side boob shot really hides her awesome tits that I would love to motorboat so much, but I was more concerned with her ass and those pout lips. Her ass is so fine I would have to do the meet and greet by picking her up by her butt to give her a nice big smooch. That's such a great move. This girl needs railed. It's that simple

Pick of the day: New York Islanders @ Toronto Maple Leafs ….. Islanders (+1.5)

Confidence: 10/10

Record: 5-9

Top 5 WRs

1) Sammy Watkins WR Clemson

This young man has the potential to be given the highest grade possible, a five star. This is a grade reserved for generational talents like Peyton Manning, Adrian Peterson, Calvin Johnson, Deion Sanders, and the like. He is electrifying. You wanna talk about flash, he is the flash. De'Anthony and he have the potential to make a run at the 4.24 combine record. That's how FST started. This video of Chris Johnson and I was like this guy is amazing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhUhLtAC_Ok Now I don't even think it's that fast. That's exactly what Sammy and De'Anthony look like. Sammy has great hands, work ethic, and moves in space. He has agility, acceleration, and top-end speed. He is an intelligent football player with great vision. In today's NFL he can play like Antonio Brown with short screens and even runs. I don't even know how some people don't have him in the top 10. Just rookie shit. I liken Sammy Watkins to a Roddy White meets Devin Hester athletic ability

2) Marqise Lee WR USC

He's having a major down year. He has some joke throwing him the ball and he's battled some injuries so I think it's an anomaly. I've seen enough of him over the years to say he's got what it takes to be a great NFL player. I'd say he's a slower DeSean Jackson but two inches taller. He has great hands and moves in space. Dynamic player. Can return kicks, reverses, screens. Needs to work on his route running but once he is completely devoted to his craft he will be a top 15 NFL WR.

3) Davante Adams WR Fresno State

This is my dude right here. Some people don't even have him on their radar. I discovered this guy in August browsing YouTube checking out the top WRs. He caught my eye in the brief 15 seconds of highlights he had and I made a note of him. He's in a stat juiced offense but you watch this guy and I tell you I see Brandon Marshall. He is a 6'2", 4.4, 42" vertical kinda guy just like Brandon Marshall. What I notice about him is he attacks the ball. Some guys dick around when the ball is in the air and he seizes it at the highest point and that's part of the reason he has 15 TDs through nine games. Yeah 15 TDs through 9 games. He really should win the Biletnikoff to the nation's top WR but playing in Fresno State a lot of the people on the east coast don't know about him. He's not just a bigger guy he can make plays when he has the ball in his hands. He is lethal after the catch. He can juke you, outrun you, plant a stiff arm, just an amazing talent. I have rated #23 on the latest big board and that's a very conservative rating. Some say he could go third round. Wake up and smell the coffee

4) Mike Evans WR Texas A&M

Mike Evans. Mike Evans. I am extremely torn on Mike Evans. I just fear that he is a byproduct more so of Johnny creating time and making big plays than being a top echelon WR. Can he make big plays without Johnny? This is a guy I will watch big time over his workouts and combine. At 6'5", he's got great size and he's a strong guy that's tough to bring down to the ground. He runs a lot of dinky screen passes. I just don't know if that's because his speed is a question mark. It's not like he's going to make people miss and take it to the house like Sammy. His big plays come on seams where he outmuscles the defender. If he is able to check in at 4.55 than I will call him in between Keyshawn Johnson and Vincent Jackson and he will be fine. If he is flirting above 4.6 it could be Mike Williams territory. This is a boom-bust pick and I don't like the boom as much bust potential that comes with it.

5) Brandin Cooks WR Oregon State

I was going to put Odell Beckham here but this guy is even more exciting. Like Davante Adams, I found this guy in the same YouTube video and I was like this guy is a player. He's probably not a hair above 5'10". I would call this guy Antonio Brown JR. Well, there is already one of those so I guess he can be AB III. He's extremely quick with also having a pop of acceleration. He really has great vision and always seems to find the ball in traffic. He is sure handed and can run all of the plays like punts, reverses, bubble screens. He is a sound route runner as well. You could probably liken him to Tavon Austin the #1 prospect for us last year. Good news is that he won't go as high so you can get the same quality but a few rounds later.

Marry, Merry, Mary

After "taking it easy" rolling some doobies in the van I got to thinking maybe Mary could be like the ultimate girl who's super cool and sexy. Basically, like the GOAT. Yanno, there's something about Mary. Three winners here today and there's no doubt about that. This is SueLyn Medeiros and she is under the marry category because I'd love to smack that all damn day. I saw this picture and all I had to say was Jesus Christ. She describes herself on twitter as a Brazilian bombshell and she is clearly right. When looking for a guy she looks for someone who gives off an aura and gives off good energy. Schwing! Your boy. I think Jesus Christ sums up this picture perfectly.

 Pick of the day: Anaheim Ducks @ Pittsburgh Penguins ......... Ducks (+1.5)

Confidence: 10/10

Record: 3-8

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I've been looking at this girl all day and I really can't get enough of her. This is a girl you probably want to bring home to mama. But in reality, it's like mom I'm gonna do me. This is Yolanthe Cabau and she is this interesting breed I've never seen before in Dutch and Spanish. No wonder she's hot. She's always got a smile on her face and she's just smirking in this one. She's got that girl next door look and you're like hmm maybe I should take her up on that offer. She's kind of conservative and it was hard to find a pic of her showing off the goods but, yeah, she got dem goods. She usually rocks the bouncy curls and I'm just a sucker for that, but this look suits her well. She shows off the pearls all the time and that's the sexiest thing a girl can do.

 Pick of the day: Philadelphia 76ers @ Dallas Mavericks ......... 76ers (+12)

Confidence: 9.5/10

Record: 3-8

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Last but certainly not least will be Mary. There's just something about Mary that you're like I can't get enough of this girl. We want more, we want more, we really want more. I'd settle for just a dabble with this fox. Here we have Melanie Iglesias and she is super cool and drop dead gorgeous. She is Puerto Rican, Italian, and Filipino talk about yes, yes, yes. Like some girls only have one and it's like damnnn but she's got all three, so that's why she is Mary. She's on the MTV show Guy Court and I don't watch the show but I always see pics of her in the baliff uniform on her Instagram and it's like oh behave. Yeah. Yeah, baby. I love her flipbooks on YouTube and I think this GIF from one of them speaks for itself

Pick of the day: New England Patriots @ Carolina Panthers .... Panthers (-2.5)

Confidence: 10/10

Record: 3-8

Top 50 Prospects -- November

1) Jadeveon Clowney DE
2) Marcus Mariota QB
3) Sammy Watkins WR
4) Teddy Bridgewater QB
5) Brandon Scherff LT
6) Louis Nix III DT
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7) Eric Ebron TE
8) Haha Clinton-Dix S
9) Cyrus Kouandijo LT
10) Johnny Manziel QB
11) Ifo Ekpre-Olomu CB
12) Anthony Barr OLB
13) Khalil Mack OLB
14) Ra'Shede Hageman DE
15) Cameron Erving OT
16) Taylor Lewan LT
17) Marqise Lee WR
18) Blake Bortles QB
19) Jake Matthews RT
20) Brett Hundley QB
21) Loucheiz Purifoy DB
22) Antonio Richardson OT
23) Davante Adams WR
24) Vic Beasley OLB
25) Lache Seastrunk RB
26) Bradley Roby CB
27) Mike Evans WR
28) Christian Jones LB
29) Scott Crichton OLB
30) Stephon Tuitt DE
31) Timmy Jernigan DT
32) Justin Gilbert CB
33) David Yankey G
34) Michael Sam LB
35) De'Anthony Thomas RB
36) CJ Mosley LB
37) Jace Amaro TE
38) Tajh Boyd QB
39) Anthony Johnson DT
40) La'el Collins OT
41) Xavier Su'a-Filo G
42) Odell Beckham Jr WR
43) Kyle Van Noy LB/S
44) Austin Seferian-Jenkins TE
45) Jason Verrett CB
46) Cedric Ogbuehi OT
47) Brandin Cooks WR
48) Ka'Deem Carey RB
49) Gabe Jackson G
50) Zach Mettenberger QB

Just Missed:

Dominique Easley DT
Ed Reynolds S
Ryan Shazier LB
Derek Carr QB
AJ Johnson LB
Melvin Gordon RB

Week 10 Top 10

*** Jameis Winston QB
1) Jadeveon Clowney DE ****
2) Teddy Bridgewater QB
3) Sammy Watkins WR ****
4) Marcus Mariota QB
5) Brandon Scherff OT ****
6) Louis Nix III DT ***
7) Johnny Manziel QB
8) Brett Hundley QB
9) Cyrus Kouandijo OT ***
10) Ra'Shede Hageman DE ***


Still haven't decided on the QB rankings yet. I take pride in accurately scouting them. That's the money position

Top 5 RBs

1) Lache Seastrunk RB Baylor

He's somewhere in between a Barry Sanders and Jamaal Charles. Pretty nice company

2) De'Anthony Thomas RB Oregon

He's a faster Jamaal Charles with not as good as instincts. Just a flat out playmaker

3) Melvin Gordon III  RB Wisconsin

He's pretty graceful when he runs, a bigger back, and has great speed. I've heard the Eric Dickerson comp and I don't really like it. Still searching for his comp but he's relatively new to me

4) Ka'Deem Carey RB Arizona

Ka'Deem the dream is a pretty nice back and he is somewhat reminiscent of Shady Mccoy in his running style. He's shifty and although Mccoy is what Reggie Bush was supposed to be, Carey is pretty close. He's a perfect complement to any back

5) Bishop Sankey RB Washington

He reminds me of DeMarco Murray in the way he runs. He's a little bigger than Murray but is just as physical and has a little burst. Not overly flashy but the do it everything kinda back that helps out your football team

Quarterback Situation

A lot of good QB's this class and they've sorted themselves out with their play. A few tiers here to distinguish the men from the boys. Went with Mariota as my top QB of the class. His mobility makes him more dynamic than Bridgewater

1st Round QBs

Marcus Mariota
Teddy Bridgewater
Johnny Manziel
Brett Hundley

2nd Round QBs

Blake Bortles
Tajh Boyd
Zach Mettenberger
Derek Carr

3rd Round QBs

Aaron Murray
AJ McCarron
David Fales

Day Three QBs

Stephen Morris
Jimmy Garoppolo
Bryn Renner
Logan Thomas
Casey Pachall
Keith Price
Jordan Lynch

Living in a Van Down by the River

I'm calling this my lock of the century. Alright, how's everybody. Good, good. My name is Chris, I'm 24 years old, I'm not divorced, and I've been living in a van down by the river. Now you kids are probably saying to yourselves that I'm going to get the world by the tail. I'm here to tell you that you're going to go out there and find out that you're not going to amount to jack squat. You're going to end up eating a steady amount of government cheese and living in a van down by the river. Got absolutely blasted last week and maybe I'm not as good as I thought but you're asking Chris how can we get back on the right track. Well, I'm sure you can do a whole of doobie rolling living in a van down by the river, but that can wait until after the victory. We're going to put the mortgage on Miami (FL) tonight and if we lose we're gonna be living in a van down by the river. Chris Farley is a legend. I'm moving in because I'm sick and tired of living in a van down by the river


Pick of the day: Miami (FL) (+20.5) @ Florida State .............. Miami (FL)

Confidence: 10/10

Record: 3-7